One-Liners: Why Was I Late?

A collection of the most creative excuses ever told.

• Because I was stuck in a time loop, reliving the same 5 minutes over and over.
• I had to wait for my coffee to brew, but not just any coffee, a coffee that understood me.
• I was on the phone with my therapist, and he's been doing it for me this whole time.

More one-liners:

• Why Was I Late? Part 2
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