Welcome, human. We've been expecting you. You're probably here for the gnomes, right? Well, we've got a whole lot of 'em. Like, literally, thousands.

Here's the deal, human. We gnomes are a bit of a secretive bunch. But, we're also kinda...glamorous? Okay, fine. We're just gnomes. With feelings.

Note: The subpages linked are fictional and for the sake of the game, let's assume they exist.