Our Founder Takes a Break

After 20 years of leading us into financial ruin, our beloved founder has finally decided to take a well-deserved break.

During this time, our COO will be taking on the role of Acting Founder and will be making all the important decisions.

We will be providing a 20% discount on all merchandise to anyone who can guess what our founder is doing on their vacation.

See what our founder is up to!

Check out our Founder's spa day!

Our founder's cereal of choice!