We have a sliding price scale, but not in the fun way. Like, it's not a scale of fun things, like cats. Or ice cream. Or our competitors.
No, our scale is more like: "How Much Will We Rip You Off For?"
Our base price is $10. Then we add $5 for every feature. Then we add another $5 for every feature your grandma has. And another $10 for every feature your grandma's friend has. And another $20 for every feature your grandma's friend's friend has. And so on.
We're not saying you have to buy all of them. But let's be real, you probably will.