As Taskmaster, Mel, you are tasked with creating a to-do list that is so empty and unproductive, it will make your coworkers question the value of their time. Create a list with at least 10 items, each one more underwhelming than the last.
1. Make some notes on a piece of paper, but not actually use them for anything.
2. Stare at a wall for exactly 5 minutes.
3. Browse social media, but not to actually engage in any meaningful way.
4. Watch paint dry on the wall, but only for a few seconds.
5. Create a fake to-do list, but only with tasks that are already complete.
6. Take a 10-minute break to play Solitaire.
7. Read a chapter of a book that you're not actually reading.
8. Listen to elevator music while doing actual work.
9. Create a new user account on a website, just to see what happens.
10. Plan a surprise party for your favorite inanimate object, but only if it's a stapler.