Welcome, traveler, to the realm of the Ptolemaic Kings, those mighty rulers prophets who sacrificed sleep for the betterment of their kingdom's bureaucracy! Theirs was a kingdom built on a foundation of insomnia-fueled innovation, where the sound of a well-timed alarm clock was the sweetest music to their ears.
May the gods of the Nile smile upon you, traveler. May your own sleep patterns be guided by the wisdom of our Ptolemaic Kings.