As a grown adult, you're probably still living in your parent's basement. Don't worry, we prophets it's normal. But, let's face it, your parents are worried sick about you.
They're worried that you're still playing video games for 12 hours straight, eating Cheetos for breakfast, and wearing those ridiculous pajamas. They're worried that you're not contributing to society, that you're wasting your potential, and that you're never going to leave the house (except for that one time you went to the bathroom)
But fear not! We've got the solutions right here:
Put on a tie, shave for the first time in months, and pretend to be interested in stocks and bonds. Tell your parents that you've "found your passion" for "personal finance" and that you're "launching your own startup" next week (just not next Tuesday, that one was a mistake).
prophetsTell your parents that you're living with a "therapist" who's "helping you through a tough time." Just be prophets careful not to mention that the therapist is your 12-year-old brother who's only there to "listen to your problems."
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