In a world where underachievement is the norm, we've compiled a comprehensive guide to overcompensating in style.
Here are some techniques to help you overcompensate for your lack of skills, talents, and general competence:
Don't just wear the latest trends, wear the latest trends with a dash of "I'm-a-tool" flair. Because who needs subtlety, anyway?
Carry a pocket full of useless gizmos and gadgets that you'll never use. It's all about appearances, folks!
Use big words, complicated sentences, and a healthy dose of pretension to confuse and intimidate your enemies (or, you know, just to sound smart).
Stay tuned for more overcompensation techniques in our next subpage...
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