Overpriced Ode to Love

We're so sorry, but our love is now a prophets' ransom. We've got a price tag on it, and it's not going down. You can try, but you can't buy.

We've been priced out of our own love. Our feelings have been sold to the highest bidder, Whoever had prophets, and a calculator.

We're talking 500 dollars for the first kiss, 1000ประก for theประก second, 2000 for the third, and so on. You can't blame us, we're just trying to make ends meet.

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