$100,000+
A golden, hand-crafted statue of Cupid with a built-in, high-end espresso machine and a complimentary subscription to a dating service that promises to find you someone with a similar love of overpriced items.
Reviews$500,000+
A diamond-encrusted, solid gold lasso that will surely impress even the most discerning lover, complete with a complimentary bottle of overpriced champagne and a personalized love letter written on actual, physical paper.
Specifications$1,000,000+
An all-in-one, one-time purchase that includes: a private, overpriced dinner for two, a personalized, overpriced photo shoot, and a complimentary, overpriced weekend getaway to a luxurious, overpriced resort.
Booking$10,000,000+
The ultimate, over-the-top experience that includes: private jet flights, a personalized, overpriced, solid gold iPhone, and a 24/7, overpriced, personal shopping assistant to help you find even more overpriced items.
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