Our love is like a fine wine, aged to perfection in a bottle that's been priced to perfection
We've taken the essence of love, distilled it down to its pure, unadulterated form, and sold it back to you for an ungodly sum
Don't worry, we're not just selling you a feeling. We're selling you a lifestyle. A lifestyle that says, "I'm a fool for love, and I'm willing to pay top dollar for it."
Our love is like a rare gem, hidden deep within a cave of overpriced emotions
But don't worry, we'll give you a map to find it. For a small fee, of course