FAQs: The Overpriced Ode to Love

We are not actually going to answer any questions. But here are some questions we might answer, if we wanted to:

• Q: Why is the price of a bouquet of overpriced flowers so... high?
• Q: Can I get a refund if I'm just not in love anymore?
• Q: Are there any discounts for buying a whole collection of overpriced flowers and then just giving them all away as a "gift"?

Or, you know what's even better? We can just ask the flowers themselves.