Q: What is the point of all this?
A: To confuse and fleece you for your hard-earned cash, naturally!
Q: Is it worth it?
A: Only if you want to experience the thrill of being overcharged for something that's just a bunch of overpriced nonsense!
Q: Can I buy it with my credit card?
A: Of course you can! We accept all major credit cards, plus Amex. But don't try to pay with your soul, we're not into that sorta thing...
1. Click the "Buy Now" button, duh!
2. Wait 5 minutes for our lawyers to review the contract... just kidding, you'll never read it!
3. Pay with your firstborn or your firstborn's firstborn. We're not picky.
4. Receive your overpriced item with a side of regret and buyer's remorse!