Welcome to Overpriced OdeToLove, where love is a luxury you can't afford, but our prices are a steal!…
Our flower arrangement packages start at $500, because we use the finest, most exotic flowers money can buy. But hey, who needs a social life when you have a bouquet of succulents that's worth twice your monthly rent?
Write a love letter to your significant other, but first, you'll need to pay us $200 an hour for our team of expert letter-writing specialists to help you craft the perfect sentiment.
Want to make it extra special? Add a custom calligraphic font for just $500!
Escape the chaos of modern life with our all-inclusive, 5-star resort experience. Prices start at $10,000 per person for a weekend getaway, but don't worry, the memories will last a lifetime (or until the divorce papers are served).