Dear [Name],

We received your payment of $1000 for the hand-delivered letter service. We hope you enjoyed the experience.

We have included a special bonus gift, a hand-written apology letter from our CEO, explaining why we charged so much:

See the letter

We appreciate your business and look forward to serving you again soon, for another hefty fee.

Warmly (and with a healthy dose of schmaltz),

Your OverpricedOdeToLove Team