Overthinking-101: The Art of Wasting 4 Hours on Google

Welcome to Overthinking-101, the course where you'll learn to turn your brain into a bottomless pit of anxiety and self-doubt. In this comprehensive guide, we'll cover the basics of overthinking, from the fundamentals of catastrophizing to the advanced techniques of making your partner question their life choices.

Chapter 1: The Overthinking Loop

It starts with a simple question: "What if...". Before you know it, you're down the rabbit hole of hypotheticals, analyzing every possible outcome, and wondering if you'll ever find the answers. This is the Overthinking Loop, where the only escape is through the looking glass of existential dread.

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