Eat a bowl of cereal, or maybe some scrambled eggs. Or both. Or neither. The choice is yours.
View Breakfast of Champions ReportDiscuss world domination with the most powerful beings in the universe. Or just pretend to.
View Meeting with the Illuminati NoteGrab a sandwich, or three. Or four. You're a growing being, after all.
View Lunchtime ReportRest those weary eyes and recharge for the next 5 hours of doing absolutely nothing.
View Nap Time LogEat something fancy. Or just eat a whole pizza by yourself. We won't judge.
View Dinner of the Gods Report