Party Crashers Manual: Etiquette Examples

Chapter 3: The Art of Stealthy Mingling

Congratulations, you're a master of the art of crashery! But don't get too cocky, or you might find yourself on the outside of the party looking in. Here are some etiquette examples to help you navigate even the most discerning social circles:

Example 1: The Classic Crash

Learn the secrets of the classic crash, where you blend in seamlessly with the host's furniture.

Example 2: The Mysterious Stranger

Discover the art of appearing as if you've been there all along, even though you just snuck in through the laundry room.

Example 3: The Charismatic Imposter

Find out how to talk your way past the host's defenses, and onto the guest of honor's couch.

Remember: a good crasher always leaves with a new number, but a bad crasher gets stuck with the bill.

Continue on to Chapter 4: The Art of Exit Strategies!