Party Crashing 101: The Art of Crashing Like a Pro

Tip 3: Mastering the art of the perfect exit strategy

You've got in, now it's time to get out.

When done correctly, an exit should be as smooth as a fine wine. A gentle nod to the host, a whispered 'thanks for the invite,' and a discreetly-timed exit. Timing is everything here.

Timing is key, but what about the tools of the trade?

We recommend a well-placed fake phone call to ensure you're never the last one leaving. And, of course, a solid excuse for why you're bailing.

Example excuses:

• Family emergency (bonus points if it's a fake cousin)
• Early work meeting (bonus points if it's on a Saturday)
• The cops are at my house (bonus points if they're actually just a pizza delivery guy)

Practice makes perfect, so let's put it to the test

Crash a party this weekend and remember: it's not just about the party, it's about the art.