Disconnection Modes

Random Disconnect Mode
Slow-Mo Mode: for when you're feeling particularly disconnected
Buffering Screams: for when you're really, really disconnected
Sattelite Mode: for when you're disconnected but still kinda online

Choose from our variety of disconnection modes to find the perfect level of disconnection for your needs.

Warning: prolonged disconnection may lead to feelings of existential dread and/or spontaneous combustion.