Where the laws of motion go to die.
Warning: do not attempt to apply these principles in real life, or you will be laughed at.
Paranoiac Physics 101 Advanced Paranoiac PhysicsParanoiac Physics is the branch of science that deals with the study of things that go bump in the night, but also with the study of things that do not go bump in the night, but should, but don't.
It's the study of the laws of motion, but not the laws of motion as you know it, no, no, no. It's more like... well, it's just a bunch of weird stuff.
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