I Was Running Late Because

Because of the inescapable allure of a cat video on YouTube.

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I Had to Take a Detour

Because I got lost in the infinite loop of my neighbor's lawn.

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I Was Delayed Due to a Sudden Onset of Boredom

Which was exacerbated by the lack of interesting thoughts in my head.

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