Advanced Techniques for the Phone Prankster Elite
The art of phone pranking is not for the faint of heart. It takes a certain level of sophistication, a hint of creativity, and a dash of ruthlessness to truly master the craft. But for those who dare to dream big, who crave the rush of a well-timed prank gone viral, and who live for the sweet taste of internet fame, we offer these advanced techniques:
Prank 1: The Fake Fart
Cause a scene with our patented, patented, patented (we really mean it) fart-sound-effect-technique. Using nothing more than a tin can, a rubber band, and a healthy dose of flatulence, you'll have your friends begging for mercy.
Prank 2: The Reverse Prank
Make your phone do the opposite of what it's supposed to do. Turn the volume up, turn the screen off, and turn the battery into a tiny, angry hamster. It's a real showstopper, folks!
Prank 3: The Auto-Answer
Make your phone answer calls for you. With our revolutionary new system, you'll never have to worry about actually picking up the phone again. Just let the AI do it for you. (Note: This may or may not actually work. Side effects may include: increased anxiety, decreased social skills, and spontaneous combustion.)