Phrygian Prophecies

Where ancient wisdom meets modern absurdity.

Prophecy 1: The Rise of the Sock Goblins

They shall come for your socks, but not your underwear.

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Prophecy 2: The Great Cheese Plague

A nation shall be consumed by an insatiable hunger for gouda.

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Prophecy 3: The Return of the Ancient Ones

Ancient civilizations shall rise, but only to rewatch The Office.

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The End of Days

It shall come, but don't worry, there'll be memes.