Subtitle: "The Future is Now, and it's a Real Pain in the Butt
In the year 3050, it will be revealed that all missing socks are not lost, but rather, they are secretly running for president of the world.
As the world's most powerful beings, the Socks of the Future will unite the nations under one, fluffy banner, and the world will never be the same again.
But don't worry, the Socks of the Future are not just a bunch of fluffy dictators. They will also give you free hugs and cookies.