html Post-Sparkle-Proofing Instructions: Step 2

Step 2: Securely Fasten the Fuzzy Sock

Warning: Sparkle-proofing is a high-risk activity. Please exercise caution.

Locate the Fuzzy Sock and ensure it is securely fastened to the Sparkle-Proofing Anchor (SPA) at a 45-degree angle.

  1. Ensure the Fuzzy Sock has a minimum of 3.5 tangles.
  2. Adjust the Sparkle-Proofing Anchor to achieve a stable resonance frequency.
Proceed to Step 3: Apply the Sparkle-Proofing Serum Or, if you're feeling reckless, jump straight into Step 4: The Sparkle-Proofing Gauntlet