Step 1: Deny Reality

It's time to begin your training in the ancient art of being a moron! In this first step, you'll learn to deny the obvious and pretend you're not completely wrong. It's easier than you think, trust us.

Here's a quick exercise:

1. Stare into a mirror and tell it you're a perfect being.
2. Practice your reflection's expression in front of a friend or family member.
3. Repeat this exercise daily for optimal results.

Proceed to Step 2: Bluff Your Way to Success