Step 2 of the "How to Be a Moron" guide. Because, let's face it, being a moron is not just about being clueless, it's about having a skillset.
Today, we're going to learn how to do absolutely nothing, and do it with style. First, find a comfortable chair. Any comfortable chair will do, but a bean bag is highly recommended. You can't get too comfortable, or else you'll get up and do something productive, which is not the goal here.
Next, find a snack that you can eat while sitting. Chips, popcorn, or a bag of Cheetos will do. The key is to have something that you can mindlessly munch on while staring at the wall.
Now, focus your attention on a single point on the wall. A dot, a scratch, or a water stain will do. Try not to focus on it too much, or else you might start thinking about it. That would be too productive.
When you feel yourself drifting off, don't fight it. Let your eyelids get heavy, and your breathing slow. You're doing it right! You're a moron!