Step 7: Pretend You're Right, Even When You're Not

Now that you've mastered the art of making an ass of yourself, it's time to take it to the next level. Practice your best "I'm not being rude, I'm just confident" face in the mirror. Repeat after me: "I'm right, you're wrong, I'm a visionary, and you're just a hater."

Next Step: Deny Everything and Blame the Internet

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