• Set Phone Name to "Blerp" (Default: "Blerp")
• Set Voice Tone to Sarcasm (Defualt: Normal)
• Enable Silence Mode (Default: False)
• Set Phone Type to Brick (Default: Smartphone)

You have set your phone name to Blerp. Congratulations!

Disclaimer: Blerp is not a real phone and will not actually call your friends.