Phase 4: The Great Squirrel Liberation Front
Step 4 of our 5-phase plan for global squirrel domination.
Objective:
Establish Squirrel Overlordship over major metropolitan areas.
This involves:
- Deploy an army of ninja-trained, ninja-attired squirrels.
- Infiltrate local parks and recreation departments.
- Seize control of park benches.
- Install Squirrel-Friendly signage.
Proceed to Phase 5: Global Squirrel Uprising