Phase 4: The Great Squirrel Liberation Front

Step 4 of our 5-phase plan for global squirrel domination.

Objective:

Establish Squirrel Overlordship over major metropolitan areas.

This involves:

• Deploy an army of ninja-trained, ninja-attired squirrels.
• Infiltrate local parks and recreation departments.
• Seize control of park benches.
• Install Squirrel-Friendly signage.