Dead Squirrel Prankster Tactics - Step 5: The Ultimate Squirrelly Escapade

Step 5: The Squirrelly Sabotage

Disguise yourself as a harmless-looking leaf

Attach tiny, high-pitched whistles to your paws

Play a tinny rendition of 'The Star-Spangled Banner' on a toy harmonica

Wait for the inevitable reaction from the humans