Using your newfound skills, call your best friend's mom's cousin's brother-in-law's neighbor and convince them that their cat is secretly a time-traveler from the 80s.
Proceed to Step 7: Defend Against the Counter-Prank Go Back to Step 5: Craft the Perfect Prank Script
Ring, ring!
"Hello, hello, is this the residence of the infamous feline time-traveler, Mr. Whiskers?
Ah, yes, I have been informed that you possess knowledge of the space-time continuum's greatest secret.
I must inform you that the 80s called, and they want their vinyl back.
Meet me at the old clock tower at midnight if you wish to learn more about the ancient art of time-traveling with cats."