Prank Call History

Warning: The following logs may contain evidence of crimes against sanity.

• Call Of The Day: 4:47 AM, 2023-02-27 - "I'm not a telemarketer, I swear! It's my grandma!"
• Call Of The Week: 10:00 AM, 2023-02-20 - "I'm calling to report a crime, officer. My neighbor's cat is plotting against me!"
• Call Of The Month: 8:00 PM, 2023-02-01 - "I'd like to report a UFO sighting. It's been following me everywhere I go."

Disclaimer: The above calls may not be entirely fictional. Or sane.