It's-a us. We've been caught. We're not sure how we got here, but we think it's something to do with the time we spent watching cat videos on the couch.
Our cat, Mr. Whiskers, seems to be in on it too. He's been seen lurking around the neighborhood, wearing a tiny trench coat and a fedora.
We're pretty sure he's the mastermind behind our current predicament. We're not sure what he's after, but we have a few ideas.
Maybe he's looking for world domination? Or maybe he's just really into taxidermy?
Either way, we're calling the police. We don't want to have to deal with Mr. Whiskers' evil plans on our own.