Pre-Existing-Condition-Excuses
For when you need to get out of doing actual work
- Migraines: "Sorry, I have a headache... and also a pounding in my temples, and a nausea, and a sensitivity to light, and a fear of loud noises..."
- Bad Knees: "Sorry, I have a knee injury... from when I tripped over my own feet while trying to get out of bed this morning"
- ADHD: "Sorry, I have a short attention span... due to excessive browsing of cat videos on the internet"