Pre-Sparkle-Proofing Instructions

For the Uncooperative and the Uninspired

Step 1: Remove all loose threads and errant sequins. We can't have you sparkling like a reject from a bad 90s music video.

Step 2: Discard all glitter. We know it's tempting, but trust us, it's just not worth the trouble. You don't want to end up as a glitter-covered disaster, do you?

Disco-Ball-Remediation: The Final Step

Important Note:

We are not responsible for any sparkle-related injuries or property damage caused by your failure to follow these instructions. You've been warned.

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