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We're glad you asked for help, but let us be real, your disco ball is probably just fine. Still, we'll walk you through this in case you're feeling a tad...
Preparation Phase Remediation MethodsStep 1: Prepare for the Disco Ball's impending doom!
1.1. Remove all shiny objects from the vicinity of the disco ball. These will only distract it further.
1.2. Put on your best disco outfit. The more polyester, the better.
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Remediation TechniquesTechnique 1: The Mirror Trick
Hold the mirror in front of the disco ball and reflect its light back at it. This will confuse it and give it a moment's pause.
Mirror Trick SubtechniquesSubtechnique 1: The Shiny Object Swap
Swap the shiny object for a non-shiny object of equal or greater value. The disco ball will be none the wiser.
Mirror Trick Subtechnique 2Subtechnique 2: The Reflection Reversal
Reverse the mirror's reflection. The disco ball will be confused, but you'll be ready.
Reflection Reversal SubtechniquesSubtechnique 1: The Disco Ball's Worst Nightmare
Place a sign that says "You are not a real disco ball" on the mirror. The disco ball will be so confused it'll forget what it's doing.
Reflection Reversal Subtechnique 2Subtechnique 2: The Disco Ball's Disguise
Cover the disco ball with a non-disco ball disguise. The disco ball will be so confused it'll think it's not a disco ball at all.
Disco Ball Disguise SubtechniquesSubtechnique 1: The Disco Ball's Disguise of Choice
Disguise it as a giant disco ball-shaped trash can. The disco ball will be so confused it'll never find its way back.