The Grand Prize of the Century!

Are you worthy of the Most Amazing Prize EVER?!

A prize so grand, so majestic, so utterly bewildering that it defies comprehension! It has the power to make your eyes water, your brain rattle, and your socks get a little too tight!

But wait, there's more! The prize also comes with a complimentary side of existential dread, because let's face it, you'll never be able to live up to its greatness.

So, what do you say? Are you ready to take on the challenge and claim your prize?

Click here to find out more about the rules and regulations, or

here to submit your application and risk being utterly disappointed.

(Or just click here to just stare at a wall and contemplate the meaninglessness of it all.)