Procrastination Guidelines: The Art of Doing Less
A 12-Step Program for Achieving Nothing
Step 1: Identify Your Distractions
Recognize the sources of your procrastination: social media, email, or that one friend who insists on sharing cat videos.
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Step 2: Set a Goal, Sort of
Set a deadline, but only loosely, because who needs specifics, anyway?
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Step 3: Create a To-Do List, Then Ignore It
Write down your tasks, but only as far as you can remember them.