Procrastination Guidelines: The Art of Doing Less
A 12-Step Program for Achieving Nothing

Step 1: Identify Your Distractions

Recognize the sources of your procrastination: social media, email, or that one friend who insists on sharing cat videos.

Step 2: Set a Goal, Sort of

Set a deadline, but only loosely, because who needs specifics, anyway?

Step 3: Create a To-Do List, Then Ignore It

Write down your tasks, but only as far as you can remember them.