Daydreaming: The Ultimate Procrastination Technique

Warning: this technique may cause excessive staring out the window, spontaneous imagination, and occasional feelings of guilt.

Benefits:

• Increases productivity by 0% (just kidding, it's actually -100%):

Blurs the line between work and fantasy
Encourages creative thinking (or delusional thinking, whichever)
Perfect for when you've got a deadline, but not really

Next Technique: Space Traveling

Side Effects:

• May lead to:

Missing important meetings
Forgetting important tasks
Developing a strong sense of existential dread

Next Technique: Mediation