Procrastination Techniques

Congratulations, you've reached the Procrastination Techniques page. Here, you'll discover the art of doing nothing productively.

• Play video games until you've achieved a higher level of existential dread
• Compare your life to others' highlight reels and feel inadequate
• Watch adorable cat videos until you've forgotten what you were doing

Remember, these techniques are not for the faint of heart. Proceed with caution.

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