Deep, Dark, and Full of Twitchy Trenches
Where the lost souls of procrastination go to hide, and the desperate seek refuge from productivity.
Procrastination Techniques:
Extreme Prolonging
- The art of taking an hour to open a 1-minute task.
Procrastination Sprints
- Sprinting through a task with reckless abandon, only to trip over your own feet.
Procrastinators Unite
- Join the ranks of the chronically unproductive.