Deep, Dark, and Full of Twitchy Trenches

Where the lost souls of procrastination go to hide, and the desperate seek refuge from productivity.

Procrastination Techniques:

• Extreme Prolonging - The art of taking an hour to open a 1-minute task.
• Procrastination Sprints - Sprinting through a task with reckless abandon, only to trip over your own feet.
• Procrastinators Unite - Join the ranks of the chronically unproductive.