Procrastination Camps: Where Time Goes to Waste

Welcome to Procrastination Camps, where the motto is: "We're not lazy, we're just on a never-ending vacation from productivity!"

Our camps are located in a remote, secluded area, hidden from the prying eyes of bosses, in-laws, and other productivity nazis.

Here's a map to find us:

Join us for some well-deserved relaxation!

Don't worry about the calories, we have plenty of pizza and donuts for you to snack on.

Come on in, the water's fine!