Are you tired of productivity? Do you want to spend all day in your pajamas? Look no further than Binge Drink, the ultimate procrastination hack!
Simply drink an entire bottle of soda, eat an entire pizza, and watch an entire season of your favorite TV show. Repeat as necessary.
- Increased couch comfort
- Enhanced binge-watching skills
- Improved pizza topping combinations
- Temporary loss of motor functions
- Permanent loss of productivity
- Increased risk of spontaneous combustion (just kidding, that's not a thing)
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