Guidelines are meant to be broken, but not before we have a good time breaking them.
1. Be yourself, unless you can be a cat in a bathrobe, then be the cat.
2. Do not disturb the doomsday device. (Just don't.)
3. All links to Wikipedia are subject to being replaced by cat pictures.
4. Do not ask us to help you with anything that can be done in less than 5 minutes. We have a reputation to uphold.
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