Mr. Laggard is a 5th year Phd student, majoring in "Sustainable Procrastination." When not busy perfecting the art of doing nothing, he's a professional hammock tester and expert in the field of Extreme Reading.

Baron von Binge is a professional binge-watching expert with a focus on the art of doing nothing for an extended period. He's also an expert in the field of "I'll Get Right To It" procrastination techniques.

Liz 'Lol' Procrastinator is a renowned procrastination coach with a focus on 'Procrastination by Committee.' She's also a master of the art of 'Procrastination by Committee of 3' and 'Procrastination by Committee of 4.'

Zephyr 'Zee' Procrastinator is an expert in the field of 'Procrastination Through Boredom.' He's also a professional 'Snooze Button' tester and a master of the art of 'Procrastination Through Sleep.'