So, you've come to our humble abode to learn the art of doing absolutely nothing productive.
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A guide for those who want to master the art of wasting time effectively.
Step 1: Learn to prioritize the important things in life, like video games, cat memes, and snack food.
Step 2: Find a comfy spot to lounge and stare blankly into space.
Step 3: Develop a strong sense of justification for doing absolutely nothing.
And that's it! With these steps, you'll be well on your way to becoming a certified Procrastination Master.
Or, you know, just do the opposite of what we're saying, and you'll likely fail miserably, but hey, that's okay too.
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