Distract-O-Matic

The Art of Doing Nothing

Welcome to the ProcrastinationIsMyLifeblood guide to Distractions! Here, you'll learn the ancient art of turning a simple task into an interminable series of rabbit holes.

• Surfin' the web - Learn how to turn a 10-minute task into 10 hours of scrolling through memes.
• Video Games - Master the art of getting stuck on the same level for hours.
• Daydreaming - Discover the ancient technique of staring blankly into space for hours.

And, of course, our most advanced technique:

The Ultimate Procrastination Technique: Cleaning the House