The Art of Multitasking Procrastination: Because One Thing at a Time is So Overrated

Also known as the "Procrastination Tetris," this strategy involves stacking multiple tasks on top of each other like a digital puzzle, ensuring that none get done efficiently.

Example:

• Start by opening 17 tabs in your browser, each one a different window into a different virtual world
• Next, begin watching cat videos on YouTube while simultaneously playing video games and browsing Reddit
• Now, start writing an email to your mom, but only type it out in Notepad++ while simultaneously trying to solve a Rubik's cube
• Finally, top it all off with a nice game of Solitaire

Voila! The perfect storm of procrastination. You've got the trifecta of multitasking, the pentagon of distractions, and the hexagon of excuses.

For more advanced techniques, see:

• Procrastination Jitsu: The martial art of delaying the inevitable
• Procrastination Juggling: The juggling act of keeping multiple balls in the air, and by "balls" we mean deadlines